Crappy deal

I was advised this morning when I got back from coffee club that our guest bathroom toilet was leaking, and Bubba Bob, our local plumber/handydude guy, had pronounced our old one was on its last stool.  So, off to Home Depot we go back, and now possess a shiny new crapper, and the assorted fittings to go with it.  Bubba Bob says he'll most probably be over this afternoon.